--- title: "Hilarious Homophones" url: "https://stgregoryschorley.co.uk/blog/2018-08-13-10-38-41-hilarious-homophones" school: "St. Gregory’s Catholic Primary School" --- # Hilarious Homophones ![Image of Hilarious Homophones](https://files.schudio.com/stgregoryscpschorley/images/blog/hilarious_homophones.jpeg) 13 August 2018 Write the following passage on the blog, with the correct homophones. Look carefully to make sure that you do not miss any. Also make sure that all spellings are correct, using a dictionary if necessary. Won knight I sore a pear of men buy the see. Eye thought there feet were stuck butt sum people came and court hold of them and pulled them out. Watt were they doing? They had to no that the tied was coming in! The men had taken a long thyme to get hear. Now they had to go all the weigh back again. The won with lots of read hare was holding too parcels tide up with string that had nots in. I thought eye new him. Was I write? Can you write your own passage with homophones used incorrectly? Have fun! WAGOLL “Eye came two sea ewe yesterday butt ewe were out. My farther bought a bawl four your dog. Eye guest that ewe wood like the bawl.” Olivia Waite "Suddenly eye sore the see! Eye had never seen the see before and herd the crashing waves raw. I went for a sale in a boat and eight sum eye scream. Eye walked passed a shop witch soled deserts they’re and decided to go inn and bye won. I through a peace of would in to the see and bathed in the son." Ben Baxter "Tomorrow eye am ate. My Mum has maid me a cake. She is buying me a pear of shoes two. I will were them every day this weak. Wood you like to sea my shoes? they are very sparkly read. Tomorrow knight I’m having a party. I don’t no weather my ant Jo will come, she is getting a plain to Spain! Anyway eye can’t weight four my birthday my party is in the mane haul. Eye feel all groan up!" 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He returned with some meet and bred. Wood eye ever get my coat back? ##### Francesca21 *24 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet were stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What were they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in! The men had taken long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in. I thought I knew him. Was I right? ##### Aidan *24 September 2018* Eye was walking along the see side and eye could sea a man holding too parcels tide in a not with ribbons.too people came and through a tennis ball two each other,eye sea a man delivering the too parcels two the people. tommorow eye will prepare for Halloween my mum and eye got the decorations and i said to my brother i sea you on the console. ##### Francesca21 *24 September 2018* It was chilli write after the son rose. Ewe were warmed buy the which's spell. She said to me, "Hear you are. Nice to meat ewe. Watt's you're name?" Eye ran away before I could answer. You're hare changed to read and you didn't say high but "buy" when eye arrived and you stayed with me. the spell has side effects ewe nor eye new about four she never told us. You wood not listen when eye tried too tell ewe. All eye herd was a grown... ##### Libby W *25 September 2018* Correcting the passage One night I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet were stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What were they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in. The men had taken a long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in. I thought i knew him. Was i right? My own passage It was my birthday today and i was ate years old. My mum maid me a HUGE chocolate cake, i eight it all. As a surprise, four my birthday we went to the seeside. We had a picnic their, we eight cheese and ham raps. After our grate picnic, we went down near the see and watched the fishermen catch fish. Their was a pail fishermen with read hare. Then we went too crazy golf and i got a whole in won. I ONE!!! ##### Harry W *25 September 2018* suddenly, i saw the sky as the day went by. waves went up and down and the swishing you can hear. splashing against the peer getting stronger and stronger wich ment we got splashed a lot. when we whent inside there was an arcade and a food place. i was starving and the food looked nice so we went and ate the food. I was right the food was delicous. then we went too the arcade and iwent on the arplane game were you have to kill the other enemy planes and my team won then i went too a claw machine we only got one go and i got a teddy and a wiggle toy snake. I was luky because i got dubble prize. then we got in the car ; we nearly got blew away. when we got in the car i wrote about my jurney at the peer and we headed home. ##### $Jack $ *25 September 2018* Eye was meant to meat an old man four a job their is no weigh he is coming to the meating. Eye think he went to watch his son play footbrawl eye don't know anyweigh. ##### sum sum *26 September 2018* A wicked witch came here to eat some meat and to see some one who was eight who ate meat to.Two people who she found liked to see the flowers by the sea she said she could hear someone going on about the sun. She had written a book yesterday. ##### Lupig =------ *26 September 2018* Yesterday I it was my birthday sew me and my friends went for a walk necks to the beech. I new my gran was coming sew I decided two carry on walking with my friends. Minuets later Gran came two join us. Gran was wearing a read jacket, genes and a blew hat. Wee went to a posh restaurant and had place and pees. ##### lib tay *26 September 2018* One night i saw a wicked witch getting ready to meat her friend at the lake by sun set . As i was watching the witch she came out the door with a startle. I ran with fear thinking about if she caught me . BANG ! the wicked witch flew on her broom chasing after me. Suddenly , it started to rain and the wicked witch started to scream. Her screeching scream is as loud as shattering glass.I fell to my knees in excruciating pain .This is a pain I've never felt before. ##### Nathan D *26 September 2018* Won day, eye sore ewe at the shops with a pear of read parcels tide up with a not. Ewe seamed two bee acting inn a weird whey when ewe were their. At knight eye sore the same thing. A buoy in my rowed holding too read parcels. Watt wood he bee doing their?! ##### Nathan D *26 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet were stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What were they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in! The men had taken a long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in. I thought I new him. Was I right? ##### kat c *27 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea .I thought their feet were stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What were they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in!The men had taken a long time to get here.Now they had to go all the way back again.The one wit lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in it.I thought i knew him. Was I right? MY OWN VERSION There was a which who had a purple flour in her hare. She flew so hi on her broom stick that was made out of would. The which only came out at knight as she did not like the bright son. In an evening she eight meet for her tee and she chewed so loudly ewe could here her from space!. ##### Lily C *27 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea I thought their feet where stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out.What where they doing ?They had to know that the tide was coming in!The men had taken a long time to get here.Now they had to go all the way back again.The one with lots of red hair holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in.I thought I knew him was I right? ##### Eith *28 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet were stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What were they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in! The men had taken a long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in. I thought I knew him. Was I right? Eye went two sea my ant while on school brake. Wee maid a cake and aye had a big peace of it. Eye stayed the knight butt aye forgot my close two where. Aye had a grate time and eye was sad two say by. My mum was upset because aye did knot leave her a peace of cake. Daddy wanted to make a steal arm butt wee had know material two make the arm sew wee maid a steal wring instead. ##### adam o *28 September 2018* Last knight, eye road my hoarse down two town too meat my familie i couldn't weight. My mum had bought me sum knew shoes i wood show my friends butt it was to late. Eye then tried to wake up to go somewhere but wear, i fought long then decided that eye will go with my mates to the haul disco in school. Eye was so excited that i was wriggling but a pear of teenagers where chilling out in the sun so Wii had to avoid them then we partied all knight. Eye felt happy!!! ##### klm *29 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet was struck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled what were they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in. the men had taken along time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string. They had knots in. I thought I knew them, was I right? ##### klm *29 September 2018* The Spy Who Loved School Dinners homophone Passage Sum thymes when my mum is telling me off, my dad says," Aaa , leaf her bee. Her harte inn the write plaice. Isn't it, Izzy?" ##### Ella Bella *30 September 2018* One day Mr Wail came four tee he sat write over there and eight stewed pairs he wasn’t along to eat meet as new it wood make hare grow on he’s tail. Eye sat and watch eight and eight like a grizzled and hungry bare ##### jazzie *30 September 2018* Yesterday eye went two the see side I could sea the see .Also wee went on the peer and we went on some rides and eye went on the x factor ride.Eye also went on the horses. ##### Scarlett *30 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet were stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What were they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in! The men had taken a long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in. I thought i knew him. Was I right? Today is my birthday and eye am ate !! My ant Becca has got me a knew pear of slippers with read and blew stripes. When its thyme for my party eye am going to meat all my friends at the disco, im not sure weather everyone will come eye will have to weight and sea. When we arrive and here the music we are all going to start dancing, i no we will all have such fun and eye hope eye will be the won to win all the party games !!! ##### Jakub U *30 September 2018* Last knight eye went two the see.The first thing eye did, was swimming in the see.Thier where jellyfish in the see butt I did knot care.After a while, eye went to play with the sand.When it got dark, eye went home.That was what happened when eye went to the see. ##### Will *30 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea I thought their feet were stuck but some people came caught hold of them and pulled them out.What were they thinking?They had to no that the tide was coming in!The men had taken a long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again.The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in.I thought I new him.Was I right? ##### Will *30 September 2018* Eye played football today.Eye was told eye played amazing. Eye scored a beautiful penalty and we one ate to. Are captain scored as well their was a big guy so eye decided two go write past him. ##### ali *30 September 2018* One night, I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet were stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What were they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in! the men had taken a long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. the one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had lots of knots in. I thought I knew him. Was I right? Won knight eye was looking at the son in the skye when a man came walking a long, eventually when he got close two me he waved and said high. When he had gone, eye carried on looking at the see the skye and the son. ##### Archie Critchley *30 September 2018* Eye wood go two the see and sale a boat. The see is very blew. Aisle weight till the see comes inn. Isle weight four a brake inn the waves. Eye go every weak. won time aisle herd reign and isle went home. My too brother's wood check the whether before they wood come. won day eye saw a wail witch was very big. Sum whales can be very large. You're very lucky too sea them. Won knight eye saw a pear of them together. Watt wear they doing? ##### LibbieM *30 September 2018* Won morning , the son wos shining bright and i went downstairs to get sum serial.Their wos my brother packing his stuff the get ready four the plain ride. I could not bear the sound of his screem of excitement . I maid my breakfast and sat down on the chair.As the hole hour passed,i wos ready two go and sett of four my holiday. I no that this trip will bee a long won. ##### Hazel *30 September 2018* one night I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet were stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What where they doing? They had to know that the tide was coming in! The men had taken a long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tied up with string that had knots in. I thought I knew him. Was I right? ##### Speedy *30 September 2018* One night I saw a pair of men by the sea. I thought their feet where stuck but some people came and caught hold of them and pulled them out. What where they doing? They had to know the tide was coming in? The men had taken a long time to get here. Now they had to go all the way back again. The one with lots of red hair was holding two parcels tide up with string that had knots in it. I thought I knew him and I was right. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Very funny LMT. Well done. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Well done Libby. Very entertaining. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Brilliant Francesca. Can you see how homophones can be hilarious? ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Great use of imagination Aidan. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Excellent work Libby W. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Brilliant work Harry. Thank you for your contribution. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Well done Jack. Is anyweigh a homophone? ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* What homophone could you use for 'two' Sum Sum? ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Ok Lupig the 'sew' messed with my mind! ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Great little story Lib Tay. However, how might it change with a dose of hilarious homophones? ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Loved it Nathan! What happened next? Prize Box :) ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Brilliant Kat C! Did this truly mess with your brain? ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Thank you for your hard work Lily C. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Super work Eithne! This seriously messed with my mind. Prize Box! :) ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Made me smile KLM: " Aaa , leaf her bee. Her harte inn the write plaice. Isn't it, Izzy?" Prize Box :) ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Well done Adam O, very entertaining. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Mmmmmm 'stewed pairs' yummy! ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Very good effort Jazzie. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Brilliant work Scarlett. Your blog was very entertaining. Prize Box! ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Excellent work Jacub. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Not easy is it Will? Well done :) ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Excellent effort Ali. Very entertaining. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Fantastic work Archie. Prize Box :) ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Love it Libbie M. Watch out for none homophones. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Well done Hazel. Can you write one of your own? ##### Domster :) *1 October 2018* Eye was in a car and eye was racing my enemy Nathan. Luckily eye won and eye got a prize witch was bad. Nathan was sad so he cried. ##### ALWoods *1 October 2018* Eye sour a dog. Wee got a a book and red it. Me and the dog thought it was very plane. It doesn't have mush righting . we went too the moon because the book was about space wee sour planets ##### Ruby MK *1 October 2018* Won thyme, eye had two weight outside are school two pick up my friend. Eye could here a car and it zoomed past. We were walking at knight. We went two the docks two sea the see and sore some men sitting bye the see. They said that they had had a luck at the see. We sat their four sum thyme. Then we got knocked out and eye was blind. Wood eye ever sea again? ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Excellent work Speedy. can you create your own? ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Well done Domster, thank you for your contribution. ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Thank you ALWoods. Sour and saw? ##### Mrs Beesley *1 October 2018* Brilliant work Ruby. Very entertaining :) ##### K@31@N *15 November 2018* On one morning on holiday eye went to meat my family for food at the breakfast buffet eye saw a them so eye met up with them an eye had eight a lot of food after eye went to the see to swim later eye eye went out for dinner and it was delicious ### Leave a Comment ![St. Gregory’s Catholic Primary School](https://files.schudio.com/stgregoryscpschorley/images/logo/03f2fdfc-2593-47db-add8-2385bccd3bd9(1).png) #### St. Gregory’s Catholic Primary School Eaves Green Rd Chorley Lancashire PR7 3QG 01257 263865 #### Useful Links - [Contact Us](https://stgregoryschorley.co.uk/contact) - [Prospectus](https://stgregoryschorley.co.uk/our-school/prospectus) - [Newsletters](https://stgregoryschorley.co.uk/events-and-dates/newsletters) - [Events](https://stgregoryschorley.co.uk/events) #### Social Media - [Instagram (Whole School)](https://www.instagram.com/sgcpschorley/) - [Instagram (EYFS)](https://www.instagram.com/sgcpschorley_eyfs/#) © Copyright 2015–2026 St. Gregory’s Catholic Primary School School & Trust Websites by [ ![Schudio logo](https://stgregoryschorley.co.uk/img/logo/light.png) ](https://www.schudio.com/)